I can has cheezburger?!

I don't know how many of you keep up with my favoritest website, www.icanhascheezburger.com, but I thought this one was funny.




This is a clip from its sister site www.Ihasahotdog.com it's funny too




and of course don't forget www.failblog.org!

The Paw Prints

Waller painted our stairs. He was conciderate enough to paint every-other step so that if we needed to get up there we could. We forgot Ollie was upstairs. So this was the result on all the steps that were not yet painted.




I went upstairs to look for him and Annie fallowed. Since I forgot she didn't know to take every-other step either, she was able to finish the trail of brown paw prints down the upstairs hall.

Mario Kart

I've been playing ALOT of MarioKart... It's super fun. I can at least keep up with Tyler and Dylan now. Tonight we did teams. Me and Dylan against Dad and Tyler. It was pretty even untill it got kinda late. In the end Tyler won.. but not by much! Poor poor mommom couldn't keep up..

Sorry!

Sorry I havn't been blogging.. My life is super boring. I just go to work anymore. I've been taking a walk everyday and I've lost 5lbs. None of my work pants fit me anymore.

I have a numb toe, I'm going to the chiropractor tomorrow at 9. He better magically cure me.

I got a nintendo DS and it's so fun! I play Super Mario Brothers and Mario Party and Mario Kart, and Mario and Sonic at the Olympics. I beat Tyler and Dylan so bad! I let mom win when I play with her to be nice. Joellyn Kicks my butt soooooo bad I can't even keep up with her. Dad plays and just says "how did you do that!? everytime i beat him. So i just try to help him and sometimes I let him pass me at the last seconed, like it was an accident.

Annie's hair is growing out. She's alot cutter now then she was when she first got it cut off, She doesn't look like a freak anymore.

I want a bedroom Really bad! My FAVORITEST blanket got eaten by the dryer. I almost cried.

Ollie is fat as ever.

Next week I'm only working 3 days so maybe i can get some laundry done.

I got my hair cut and I hate it. I want it to grow back out.

I smashed my thumb in the car door like a week ago and am going to lose my finger-nail. It should come off soon.

Filip can say "monsters" now. He likes to play my old gameboy since we are all playing on ours.

I guess more has gone one then I realized! I'll try to keep up..

Love
Jae Lorette

I'm Getting Old

Shar-pei VS Sharpey



This little girl came up to me and said she was going to be "sharpey" for halloween. I said aww like the puppy? She looked at me with honest confusion on her face and said "she's not a puppy" and her sister filled me in that she is someone on Highschool Musical 3.

I guess it happens to even the best of us eventually..


Sorry I havn't been blogging.. SOMEONE who we shall call Uff Uff broke my adaptor to my computer and I havn't had a chance to get a new one.

Dylan's Raw Talent

Dylan is so talented. I wish I was as cool as him...

The Cold is Coming

Winter is coming and Fil is ready! Are you?!?

Introducing Fergie!

We have a new little addition to our family. Her name is Frangelica Rose. She joined sisters Annette Cordelia (Annie) and M.C. Lizzie as well a brother Oliver Wayne (Ollie) She hopped into our life on 10/14/08. She is sharing a room with Lizzie and they seem to be getting along just fine. Lizzie is being a good big sister and sharing all her crickets. Welcome little Fergie!

Awwwww!

anybody remember this one?? Filip was just a baby!!

My Puppy

Work was uneventfull today. Just getting back in the swing of things. I was busy but not overwhelmed, the time passed quickly but i was not stressed out.. Sorry I havn't blogged in a while, i didn't have the internets when i was in tenn..

To Grandmother's House We Go

We are on our way to Grandmother's house. This will prob be the last time I ever go. We just got out of MD. Tyler has his playstation going, poppop is arguing, Mommom is worring about how dad is driving. She says "Joseph NO" and "you should be nicer to the agressing drivers" I'm sitting here blogging about to take a nap.

Jae Lorette Presents!

I've started a new blog! What's Jae Cooking?

Find out now fast and easy with one click of the button!! Things to be featured? The BEST tuna melts EVER. How to use left over corn on the cob and make it AWESOME. Dump cake, 30 minute meals, and food people will say "this tastes like a resturant"

Check me out at WhatsJaeCooking.blogspot.com!!!

Hats and Shoes

Isn't Uff Uff the cutest baby ever?!

Squirrel Hunting

Filip and Annie saw squirrels in the backyard today. They were very entertained by them. Filip asked me what they were doing, I explained where they live and what they eat. Annie seemed very interested as well.. Filip even said "squirrel" a couple of times.. He got bored with that and walked over to my computer and said "I'm gona touch it" and poked it. He stoped when I told him he was going to get layed out.



Work is VERY busy today. In addition to four wedding parties we also have two people from corporate checking out the place. I have no idea what they are doing but I do know all the managers are staying late and panicing. They are having "secret" conversations with important words missing right in front of me. The sooner they leave the better!

Pupstar

Fringe Bennefits #2

Today two girls came into work from Caraba's. They brought us crab stuffed shirmp and bread. It was so awesome. They said if we send them business they will take care of us.. I love my job!

Nature's Beauties

Some oldies but goodies from the San Diego Zoo.. I would love to go back there! All the animals were so amazing!

Shish Kabobs

I made these a few weeks ago. They were so good though i thought they deserved a post. I just used fresh veggies and Steak. You can use chicken or anyother type of protien and they would still be good. I just put some olive oil over them and put montreal steak season and it was very delicious. Dad cooked them on the grill. It was a nice summer meal.. Sorry I didn't post it before summer was over!

Annie, Ollie and Lizzie

I've spent the last week taking care of the family pets. It was pretty fun. Ollie and Lizzie just need food and they are fine.. I even didn't have food for Lizzie for two days but once i fed her she loved me again. Ollie seemed pretty happy, he sits with me and helps me with Annie. When I take Annie outside i try to get her to run around. So Ollie plays with her so i can be on the phone or whatever. Annie is crazy. Everyday when i come home she would have a happy pee and jump all over the place. Now that everyone is home Annie still hasn't left my side.. I guess i wasn't a to bad of a care giver the past few days..

Fringe Benefits

Today there is a company in one of the meeting rooms.. They sell equipment to make tee shirts and stuff. They do embroidery and print images. One of the men from the meeting said he would make one for me.. This was the only pic i could think of that was cool enough.. So heres a pic of my pic on a shirt..

Nobody to Talk To

Secret Shopper Fail

Last night a lady checked in. Her reservation was for a king room, as far away from the elevators as possible. At check in she stated she wanted a handicap room. With two queens. She said she was by herself though. She asked about every single thing the hotel offers and eventually went up to her room. A little while later she came back and asked about our "stay fit kit". This is small exercise equipment that guests can barrow and take to their rooms. Just a thought, how many handicap people do you know that workout? I think she was a secret shopper. but she wasnt's so good on the secret part.

Filip on the Trampoline

Here is Filip on the trampoline. As soon as someone would jump he would lay on his belly. I think he was enjoying himself. Annie didn't like it so much. She just wanted off.

Talking About a Puppy Pile

This is Annie's version of a "puppy pile" Forgive me.. You don't need an actual puppy to make an acceptable pile. Stuffed puppies/bunnies/frogs do just fine. and a baby rattle for variety, in case one of them wakes up.

Puppy Pile

Ingredients:

1 puppy
another puppy

Directions:

Add first puppy to a comfy spot. Add addtional pupp(s) as needed. If another puppy is not available this can easily be substituted with other warm fuzzies, such as stuffed puppies, or babies of similar size. DO NOT add cats!

Serious Questions

Today at the hotel i answered the guest services line. A lady said I was just wondering if you could help me make a phone call. She said the card on the desk says, "dial 9 for local calls and 8 plus 1 plus the area code and the number". I said ok, what did you need help with. She told me she didn't know the area code of the person she was calling. I told her she would probally need the phone number of the person she wanted to call. she said okay.

Someone else called and said she was interested in staying in our hotel in October. On the website she noted that all the locks to the rooms were electric. Her question was "if there is a power outage, how do i get out of my room?" I told her the handle will still work..

Other then that things are going great! and we don't have contact solution in my magic drawer of stuff that has everything..

Filip Monster

Here's a realy cool picture I made. It's of Filip when Joellyn was 30 weeks pregnant. Then when he was 6 weeks old, and last is now, at 18 months.

Hate and Love

Today I went to work at 7am.. I HATE mornings.. they are the stoopidest invention ever.. I was training on the desk, i feel alot more comfortable with what I'm doing now. Tomorrow I will be at the desk again but instead of doing check outs i will be doing check ins. I think this will be a little more complicated, but we will have to wait and see..


When I got off i went to moms house. I was cutting the matts out on Annie and I accidentally cut her skin.. We had to take her to the doggy Dr.. Poor baby.. I feel so bad. She wouldn't talk to me and she would run away if i came near her. She even peed once when i got to close. After we picked her up from the Dr she loved me again. She gave me lots of kisses and when we got home she made sure she told me she forgave me..


Tomorrow I will get to sleep all morning like you're supposed to, i dont have to go to work till 3pm..

Mexican Wedding Cookies - or Something

Today I made Mexican wedding cookies. They are pretty much my favorite kind of cookie..

set your oven at 275

you will need:

1 cup butter
1/2 cup powdered sugar
1 tsp vanilla
1 3/4 flour


Cream the butter and add in your sugar. Beat in the vanilla with a mixer, slowly add your flour. You might need to add a little water to make everything stick together, but no more then 1 tbs. Flour your hands and take 1tbs worth of batter and roll in a ball. Place on cookie sheet with parchment paper. Or if your at mom's house you have a cool little rubber qvc thingy that doesn't melt in the oven. Bake for 40 mins.
When the cookies are cool enough to handle, but still warm, roll in powdered sugar.

Thats it! they would prob go good with tacos, while you sing la cooca rocha.. or something...

A Crabby Day

So today we had crabs for dinner. They were super good, I havn't had any for 2 years. I made a salad too but i don't think anyone really ate it.. Why would you if you have crabs?! Tony came too and he never had them before. So dad gave free crab picking lessons. He did very well..

Tomorrow I go to work from 3pm to 11. whoo hoo.. maybe that will generate a half interesting blog! whatever.. You can keep reading about my boringness if you want.

Start Blogging

Okay, I think I'm going to start blogging now.. Basically my whole family is doing it and i need to conform..

I started a new job this week. I work at the Hilton Gardens in Frederick. The hotel has been there for a little over a year. Everyone is really nice, and there is a company picnic on the 27th.

Today I'm just chillin' with the fam. Everyone is at my moms house. I'll prob cook dinner for everyone.